We'll start with the easier list:
Turn Offs:
Shyness- Now, this isn't a total turn off for me, because lets face it, no one likes being rejected. But I am a friendly enough person. I like to talk to people and I'm probably one of the least judgmental people you could ever come across. I guess, what I'm looking to describe is a certain social ineptitude that's a turn off. I don't want a guy to own a room, I just want him to be socially comfortable or at least fake it!
Assholery - Now don't get me wrong. I like a guy that's a bit of a challenge, but when you're an ass just for the sake of being an ass, with no rhyme or reason to it, then you're just a douche bag, and no one likes a douche bag.
Substance Abuse - Is a total No no for me. I understand vices, and chemical additives in order to feel good, or better in order to deal with whatever you're dealing with. There's a fine line between 'Want' and 'Need' and honestly if you're crossing over the line where that's the ONLY way you can deal.. I'm sorry but that's not gonna work for me.
Little Boys - 'Guys' These days hardly know what it is to be a -man- and most of them are little boys. They don't know how to take care of themselves, they don't know how to take responsibility for anything. They think that just because they pay bills, it makes them a man. I'm sorry, that's so not what it means to be a man at all, much less and adult.
Assholery - Now don't get me wrong. I like a guy that's a bit of a challenge, but when you're an ass just for the sake of being an ass, with no rhyme or reason to it, then you're just a douche bag, and no one likes a douche bag.
Substance Abuse - Is a total No no for me. I understand vices, and chemical additives in order to feel good, or better in order to deal with whatever you're dealing with. There's a fine line between 'Want' and 'Need' and honestly if you're crossing over the line where that's the ONLY way you can deal.. I'm sorry but that's not gonna work for me.
Little Boys - 'Guys' These days hardly know what it is to be a -man- and most of them are little boys. They don't know how to take care of themselves, they don't know how to take responsibility for anything. They think that just because they pay bills, it makes them a man. I'm sorry, that's so not what it means to be a man at all, much less and adult.
Clinging - I hate -hate- -*-hate-*- clingy guys. I have my own friends, I have my own life. I wanna have my space to still be me. Yes! I enjoy being in a relationship, I enjoy intimacy and spending time with a significant other.. but I hate feeling like I have to spend every waking moment with you. I hate feeling guilty for hanging out with my friends because you're not hanging out with yours (Back to Social Ineptitude: or you don't have any to hang out with)
Beards - For some reason.. Beards just look so ..Itchy.. and it just... I don't particularly like baby faced boys.. but mountain men don't do anything for me either. Part of attraction for me is well kept faces. Beards just seem so... neyh! I suppose you have to have the right face and the right facial hair to work a beard just right. So far, they all seem to be "Nos" in my books.
Retard Speak - I like to think of myself as an intelligent and playful person. I have an online life and an online lifestyle. I understand the culture and there are times where "Hi" becomes "Hai" or words like "Lol, Lawl, Lulz" are used, and even in my most playful of times, I turn on the ghetto and I get a little "Ebonics" on someone. HOWEVER, it is a HUGE turn off when a guy can't speak intelligently. When simple, and God forbid, Complex sentences are outside the realm of possibility, when ever interaction has you calling me "Baybee" or "Gurrl" or even the dreaded "Ma" ... just makes me wanna cringe, tackle you and pluck your whole vocal box out of your throat... These things are No nos.
"Body Spray" guys- FYI, Axe is NOT Cologne! It is not to be used for EVERY occasion. Daily wear, okay.. I get it.. you work in a big sweaty place.. Maybe Chrome or True Religion isn't on tap for the day, but PLEASE for the love of all that is holy and sexy in a man.. wear something else to just.. you know, make me melt.
Turn Ons:
Knowing my favorite Flowers
"Just because" flowers
Laughter
Caring enough to try to make me smile
Intelligence
A "Pet" person
A guy that smells like cologne
Confidence, without being a jerk
A sense of humor (dark, dark humor)
A self sufficient man
A good smile
Strong jawline
Well kept
A man that wears a suit well
Honesty
Accountability
Responsibility
A musician
I can't think of more things.. I need Shower Crayons.. because I thought of things earlier. lol
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